I see you have found my journal. Let me dive straight in: my name is Vsvt, and I am from the planet Kt. I am the greatest mathematician of my time. My specialty is identifying and solving mathematical abnormalities within other studies of math such as Calculus, Physics, Fynomotry, Dtkthics, etc. I am most well known for creating the mathematical study of Axinmogry.
Axinmogry is observing the movements of subatomic particles within these mathematical abnormalities, and writing those movements on rare, difficult to manufacture Dark Stalk Paper™. Dark Stalk Paper™ can never be destroyed or tampered with once written on; it and its contents will persist forever. That is why my journal is written on Dark Stalk Paper™, so its contents will be preserved for future generations. Anyway, writing down the movements of subatomic particles on this special paper gives these mathematical abnormalities a physical form and a place in this universe; they can no longer move in unpredictable ways.
I have recently discovered that a certain pattern of movements repeats quite frequently and that specific groupings of these movements written down can manifest physical, abnormal effects. I have been able to reach the source of these mathematical abnormalities through painstaking exploration and experimentation. The source is called the God of Numbers. I have taken this source for myself and have become a God. With my ascension, our civilization is now entering the “Era of Gods.” I have seen a plethora of Gods out there to discover but, only those worthy will be able to take the mantle.
I have left this journal to start your journey into Godhood. I am the first, the guide, to help calculate your path to Godhood. Through me, you will discover the God you are meant to be.